May 13, 2005

hahash((: was talking to my brother yesterday, then he told me a .. heh heh. fat mudders JOKEs!

EVERYONE OUT THERE!! DONT BE OFFENDED BY THE JOKES K? ITS NOT AIMING AT ANYONE AT ALL!!! :D NO WORRIES! YOU CAN SLIM DOWN! heh.

-your mudder's so fat, that when she walks past my television, i miss FOUR shows!

-your mudder's so old that she breastfeeds like this [ blows powder through your mouth ]

-your mudders so fat that when she jumps for joy, she gets stuck in the ceiling and cant get down.

-your mudder's so fat that she gets stuck in the toilet bowl everytime she farts [you know, the air is ilke compressed inside then. hahahs(((: ]

all these are like hahhas((: my mummy's kinda plump. but she's like slimmming down.
so funny! thuogh that s kinda mean.. but, dont you think its funny too? hahhas((: ok enough of that.

lao shi is so funny! my chinese tutor that is.. ahahssh((: we were dancing around my room, then it soon became sumo dancing then after that. hahhas((: hip strength competition!! hahashs((: but it was more of a who's fatter competition. hahhs((: so funny!((:

MID YEARS ARE OVER! FINNALLYY OVER !!

dunno how well or badly i did but i sure hope things were good and went welll!! hahhs((:



bye

-mwa

many people think photos show them what they own. instead photos show you what you have lost not possessed.

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